Ummmmm…..maybe I should introduce myself?

So, I have been “seeing” Lance for approximately 5 long years.
I mean…..it is STRICTLY physical …….

Scared ya’ didn’t I? ; )

Five years though and you would think he might recognize my face when I walk in………remember that his “wife” would make me egg rolls on her day off…..remember that she has done my “pink and whites” and only her……remember that I am known as the really good tipper………..

Nope….not even a glimmer of remembrance and I had to remind him and watch humiliatingly as he pretended to remember.

Then I watched as he finally started to put two and two together and began to recognize the client that he had waited on for FIVE years……..

What got through my thick skull that he was not remembering ,was when he kept saying things to let me know he was making sure he waited on me next time.

I was thinking…..Ummmmmm……Lance you always do if I come to get a pedi……..

He was different though…..he was antsy….looking over my shoulder…loud and flirty…and I was thinking…

Dang, I must be looking good!

Then I realized…..”Lance” was not concerned about my return but that I would return again with the accessory that I brought with me this visit.

My baby………
Yep, Lance….five years down the drain.
It was good while it lasted but I must move on.

These 20 little piggies are going to another market………as for your precious wife……..we will still keep our “pink and white” relationship………but you dear sir………see ya………..

Love,

Freebirds Momma

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