“You might be a Redneck if………..”
You got stopped by a state trooper.
He asked you if you had an I.D.
And you said, ‘Bout What?’ The blue book value of your truck goes up and down
depending on how much gas it has in it.
The FBI surrounded your trailer park
twice so far this year.
You consider Outdoor Life deep reading.
A seven course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack.
Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
Your huntin dawg had a litter of puppies in the living room and nobody noticed.
Your sister is the third generation
of women in your family to conceive
a baby as a result of an alien abduction.
Directions to your house include: “turn off the paved road.”
Ya’ll come back now, Y’Hear??!!