Hazard Family Thanksgiving…….

Me…….”Hey Dad, have you heard about the new turkey fryers that don’t use oil?”


Dad…..”That’s just a bunch of liberal, communistic propaganda”…………….


Me…..”huh?”………”Ummmmm….Nooooo, there is a new kind of turkey fryer that doesn’t use oil dad. It’s better for you and it is supposed to taste the same…….”

Dad……….”Ech, that’s just a bunch of socialistic talk…..bunch of nonsense………..needs oil to taste like anything worth eating…….gonna deep fry this Boston butt the right way…the American way…..”

Me……….”Whatever dad…..but really though, it is better for you and I think you should at least consider it……….”

Dad……”~crickets~”……….
Me again……”Ummmmmm, dad…….(~chew~,~chomp~)…..can I borrow……
( ~chew~,~chomp~, swallow~)
your turkey fryer?”

Love a Hazard Family member and a proud American,

Me

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