There are good and there are bad…….

There are good “ca-nkles”…..
As I mentioned before I could eat these with a spoon……
But apparently, that is my problem……
Eating…..
Because……there are good “ca-nkles”………then……
there is me…….
Honeymooning……..wanting to feel pretty……tan……having a great time…
and well……
Eating maybe a wee tiny, tad bit more sodium than usual.
When my legs start feeling a little…….well…..different…..
I say to my Romeo……..who is looking great and eating whatever he wants by the way and I say……
“Honey…..my legs feel a little bloated…..swollen”……….
He glances over…. and  gives me the sweet, “You’re an exaggerating hypochondriac face”..…….
So I go back to eating my fourth order of room service Nacho’s and Spinach Dip thinking…..
Yeah…..he’s right……they’re not swollen…I’m sure this is nothing that a good batch of snacks can’t cure.
~crunch, munch~
but the weird feeling continues to persist amidst the flavor of spinach dip and I say again……….
“Honnneyyyy…..~crunch, munch~…..do I not look like my legs are getting a little….well….puffy???”
He brushes my nacho crumbed legs off to glance down at my ankles…….
And runs screaming from the room for a doctor……
and a Jenny Craig specialist.
Why cannot I travel gracefully?
Why cannot I be the one who can eat what they want and not have their jewelery begin to hide itself within the folds of their fingers?
Why am I the one who peels and burns?
Hives and heaves?
This was just our 1st day on shore…….
Lucky, lucky man………….
Am I not priceless?
Love,
Me

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  • January 12, 2010 at 8:40 pm
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    Am i commenting

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  • January 12, 2010 at 8:59 pm
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    You commented to the wrong blog……….. : )
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