Roman shades and a turkey

Want to see my Roman Shades?
I know.
I’m hideous.
A scaredy cat.
A terrible housekeeper.
My men of the house propped their guns there on a shooting break………..
Sorry for the violent portrayal of my Roman Shades.
By the way……that is the thermal lining fabric in the blue wrapper.
Isn’t it pretty?
I bought 5 million yards because it was cheaper.
Wasn’t that smart?
I will be making thermal dresses, thermal blankets, thermal picnic blankets……..yes….it was more than I expected.
Wanna see a turkey?
In the south “fried turkeys” are a favorite.
But not for our arteries.
This is a “fried” turkey without the oil.
This is a “Charbroil” oil-less turkey fryer.
It cooks it with infrared heat…..
Like a roaster.
See…..I didn’t lie.
No oil.
This reminds me of the gynecologist…….or the dentist?
I can’t ever figure out which end is what.
So…….I’m sorry if this is an offensive picture but look at that skin!
Here is the mouth….errrr…..the neck…..ummmmmm…..the hiney????
Anyways…..look at that skin!
Turkey is moist and delicious and seasoned throughout.
Before
After
Mmmmmmm…..
I hope that distracted you guys from where my Roman Shades stand.
Literally.
I’m working up the courage.
I’m just eating my way into three sizes larger while doing it.
Love, 
Me

0 thoughts on “Roman shades and a turkey

  • April 21, 2011 at 5:59 pm
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    That turkey looks devine! Can’t wait to see those roman shades!

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  • April 21, 2011 at 6:37 pm
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    oh my how you make me laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    and where, just where are the wings and legs….the bird is so dreadfully naked! Seriously I just put a turkey in the oven…what’s with turkeys? The weather? It certainly feels like fall here in NY….I’m rambling….it’s break time this afternoon for me and no one’s home…hope you don’t mind…soooo, whatcha doing right now??? oh and aren’t roman shades usually hanging on windows?

    xo
    ~K

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  • April 22, 2011 at 12:14 am
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    Never heard of fried turkey without oil…..looks great though!!! I love the brown crispy skin part…..I know, it’s bad for you, but hey, that’s why its so good no???
    Take care, VBg

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