Could I have bombarded you guys anymore than I did with the 747 posts all in one email today?
I am such a doof wad stupid head!
I got my brain working early this morning and thought…..
I will get my posts done for a couple of days.
You know….stay ahead of the game.
Impress you guys.
That way….it wouldn’t make the tutorials overwhelming.
Send them out in little batches………
You guys were going to think I was sooooooo cool.
That no one gave such good tutorials.
Someone would probably write a poem about me.
Someone else would dedicate their blog post to me on super awesome tutorials…..
My facebook would grow….more people would sign up to emails……
It was going to be great.
AND THEN I SENT THE WHOLE STINKING BATCH OF POSTS OUT IN ONE EMAIL!
If I were you……
My eyes would have rolled back in my head and I would have taken my name off that mailing list so fast….heads would have spinned.
I would have filed harassment charges!
Reported me to the blog police!
But you’re not me…..are you?
Don’t you want to be sweet and gracious?
I will learn how to “save” and NOT “publish”….I promise.
Besides…..now I have to wait to tell you guys who the heck I got a letter from today…….
Because I don’t want to harass you anymore….
I mean…..I know where the line is….I’m not stupid….and I do NOT want to cross it!
Because I know to give you your space.
And when you are ready……I think you will be curious as to what this “HAND WRITTEN” letter said in response to this post………here……where I was asking for your help.
Can you guess what it said?
Could it be????
A. I am going to arrested for stolen artwork.
B. It is a forgery, this art work was never published.
C. Limited editions just mean…..lot’s of them out there.
D. They didn’t know who the heck I was and could care less…..it’s a form letter.
E. I’m a genius and need to be an art researcher!
Well….don’t worry! Because I was such a pest today….I will wait to tell you guys!
I DO NOT want to be a pain in your hineys!
And when you are ready…..I will share the letter but not before…..no sirree……..
I want to stay on good terms!
Your little blessing.