I could not make this up…….

Craigslist shout out……sort of…..

Ear Wax – $1000 (NMB)


Date: 2011-07-12, 12:57PM EDT
Reply to: sale-6pqup-2490340751@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


I have a 12 year collection of Ear Wax, approx 14 oz jar — perfect for polishing brass, softening, treating old leather.
Definitely a unique present for that “special someone”
http://myrtlebeach.craigslist.org/mat/2490340751.html

over 80% pure earwax Check this out! – $1 (denver and surrounding areas)


Date: 2011-06-16, 9:54AM MDT
Reply to: sale-paxhj-2443982486@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


Just FYI for anyone buying from craigslist…the guy selling 65% plus pure earwax with pics of all the little jars is legit… He hooked me up and the wax was insane strong….som I had it tested and it tested above 80% not 65%….Damn….. call these guys…there the real deal !….I called 3034755728…. Hit them up
http://denver.craigslist.org/hab/2443982486.html

Earwax Concentrate Wholesale – $15


Date: 2011-06-15, 12:37PM MDT
Reply to: sale-gzcfb-2442358585@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


PLEASE DO NOT FLAG! THIS POSTING IS IN ACCORDANCE WITH AMENDMENT 20

POTENT EarWax over 63% THC!

Primary Caregiver has Earwax for sale. The earwax has been extracted thru a stainless steel tube using BHO fuel. Burns very clean and taste is great

Minimum order at this price is 6 grams for delivery. Don’t pay RETAIL buy Wholesale!

Call Now 303-475-5728
http://denver.craigslist.org/hab/2442358585.html

You’re welcome.

I am going to go VOMIT.

Love,

Me

ps. this was for entertainment purposes only. I saw a LOCAL link on our craigslist and could NOT believe it…which made me wonder if there were others….which there were. Which made me want to vomit….so I thought I would share the love.

You’re welcome again.

0 thoughts on “I could not make this up…….

  • July 14, 2011 at 12:28 am
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    Dang girl.. my question is how did you find this? That is awful so why am I laughing? 

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  • July 14, 2011 at 2:34 am
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    O M G  me too
    KAT

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  • July 14, 2011 at 5:57 pm
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    OMG, you seriously need to get out of the hospital before they admit you to the room w/white non-tufted apolstered everything & a dashing jacket w/very long sleeves 🙂

    I’m praying Romeo get better real quick !

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  • July 14, 2011 at 6:14 pm
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    That is just tooooo bizarre. Just reading that makes your stomach jump. Girl you need to get some fresh air really quick!! Praying for Romeo to recover quickly so you can get back to the castle pronto! Denise

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